TiTTea Party & Recipe

The "Psycho Psychic" & the "Mad Cackler" cordially invite you to their first TiTTea Party!

When:

The TiTTea party will commence when you arrive. Provide us with a list of your availability dates. Bring your TiTTea ingredients (water & pot provided)

Where:

The first suitable location that we agree upon. My place is a possibility. Paul's is not. What about yours?

Who:

Only friends that we all agree should be there.

BYOT:

Bring your own tit, or someone who has consented to provide theirs to assist in the creation of TiTTea.

Recipe for TiTTea:

1. favorite tea (natural/organic)
2. favorite tit (or you can use your own)
3. favorite sweetening ingredient (natural/organic)
4. favorite magical ingredient (aphrodesiac,entheogen,etc.)
5. spring, distilled or pelvic bowl water
6. ceramic or stainless steel cooking pot (no aluminum!) Smoking varieties are also acceptable.
7. optional: organic, nut or breast milk for creaminess

TiTTea Directions:

1. combine ingredients in cooking pot
2. heat combination to boiling point that rises to edge of pot
3. reduce heat & repeat # 2 twice
4. during steps 2 & 3, squeeze your selected tit while focusing on infusing love into the tea
5. ladle TiTTea into mug
6. sip TiTTea & fondle tit simultaneously, focus on consuming & sharing pyar

* warning: don't spill the hot TiTTea

Suggestion:

TiTTea is best when consumed under the mistletoe, on a bed or in the snow

So when's the tea party?

;) The Mad Cackler